Someone needs to notify SkySports that the only ball slugger that falls apart in the most crucial moments of play by the nickname of “A-Rod” is Alex Rodriguez, not Andy Roddick. We know they share a knack for circumventing...

When Alex Rodriguez was a wee young lad of 24, his agent at the time, one Scott Bor-ass, was trying to obtain a record breaking contract that would make Rodriguez the highest-paid player in baseball history. It worked. What...

Whas Happened At Machochip During The Week The internet rules and it doesn’t like Cristiano Ronaldo. Sports mistresses want some extra lovin’ from you. Does Michael Vick get holiday pay during his jail-term? Probably not. …He should stay away...

Alex Rodriguez doesn’t appear to be on the “Mitchell Report’s” list of ball-shrinkers, but he’ll be on a New York Yankees roster for the next decade. The Rodmeister completed his record-breaking $275 million, 10 year deal with the Yankees...

Baseball won’t last forever for Alex Rodriguez. The $270 million he’s reportedly getting from the New York Yankees will only last about, like, three decades or something. No one can ever count on under $300 million. So the guy...

In the spirit of Turkey Day, we thought we’d muse on what we are thankful for in sports this year. You know, those events that reinforced our ridiculous infatuations, distanced us from our family and friends, and helped us...

Let’s ask a simple question. What would you pay a player who has zero, nada, zilch games in the World Series; and has a mediocre .276 career post-season batting average? Sources report that agent Scott Boras and Alex Rodriguez...

Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his insanely lucrative contract with the New York Yankees, inevitably closing the door on a historical era in the Bronx. Oh, wait, he’s just been there a few years and has never won...

In a perfect world, Diego Maradona wouldn’t have cheated his way to World Cup glory in 1986 and A-Rod would always be a Yankee. A-Rod’s situation is yet to be determined because he wants to rake in more dough....

The New York Times wrote today of A-Rod being reunited with his older brother after 23 years. After reading it, we now know that his sociopathy is a result of genetics, and not his Miami upbringing. That’s because his...

In the worse case of brown-on-brown crime involving Cubans since Gloria Estafan ditched the Sound Machine, Jose Canseco casually mentioned during a radio show that Alex Rodriguez will soon be under the same steroid cloud that Barry Bonds now...