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TuesdayOctober212008

Facebook Group Started To Stop The Pain Of The "Saved By Zero" Ads

If you’ve watched any of sporting event in the past month or so—whether it’s the baseball playoffs, an NFL game or MMA battle—you’ve seen what’s probably the most annoyingly catchy ad jingle since those “This Is Our Country” Toyota...

MondaySeptember292008

Johnnie Walker Booze Celebrated 137 Years Of Latino Legends And We Just Found Out

The regular season is officially over (except for the Chicago White Sox and the Detroit Tigers) and we missed Johnnie Walkers special promotion that coupled “137 years of Latinos in Baseball” with a Scotch/Whiskey blend in Arizona. We should...

FridaySeptember262008

Nike Brazil Commercial Gives You More Of The Same Urban Hype

Yes. We know. Brazilian street cred is all about how many bicicletas you can rock and how many times you can break your opponents ankles. But, is Nike’s infiltration of Urban culture getting old? Like, it was cool a...

FridaySeptember192008

New Microsoft Ad Is Sans Jerry Seinfeld

Here’s the new Microsoft ad sans Jerry Seinfeld and we’re not really seeing anything different here. Actually, this one “connects” you to more than 1 billion people by establishing that even though you’re a middle-aged polyglot living in Switzlerand,...

ThursdaySeptember112008

Axe New Ad Calls You A Cross-Dresser If You Use Something Other Than Their Product

Have you ever noticed how butterflies seem to gravitate towards your every move when you wash with your girlfriend’s soap? Have you ever wondered why you tend to wear your gf’s pink slippers whenever she’s not home and you’ve...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Ana Ivanovic Takes Great Looks To "Got Milk" Campaign

Ana Ivanovic didn’t last long at the US Open, but she continues to thrive outside of the courts. Her latest endorsement comes by way of the “Got Milk” ads that make us laugh. Every. Single. Time. We see them....

FridaySeptember052008

Cabana Cachaça Liquor Promises Great Taste, Full On Erotica

Cachaça is Brazil’s national drink with more than 396 million [Ed note: Suck it, blah.] gallons of it produced every year. It’s a sugarcane juice product that is not, and we repeat, not rum because of the manner in...

WednesdayAugust132008

Machogear: Axe Detailer Shower Tool Is Like Getting Scrubbed By Hotties.

Update: Hey Machochippers. The kind folks at Axe notified us with some great news. If you want an Axe Detailer Shower tool, just hop on their Facebook page, write “I need a detailer” on their wall and link back...

WednesdayAugust132008

Heads Up: Chris Chambers And Reebok Team Up For Viral Ad.

Apparently this video has been making the rounds around the net, but this is the first time we see it. Reebok teamed up with San Diego Chargers’ player Chris Chambers in an ad about catching multiple footballs at one...

WednesdayAugust062008

Nike And Marvin Gaye Make A Beautiful Couple

We’re not particular to Nike at all, but their ads are some savvy concoctions of nostalgia and drama that always seem to reel in a sports enthusiast. They basically turn sports into something Hollywood usually does with action hero...

FridayJuly182008

Adidas Cross-Promotional Logo Reminiscent Of German SS Lightning Bolt, Is A Moronic Logo

Adidas has released a cross-promotional ad campaign overseas with their mobile pals Au and there seems to be something distinctly haunting about their new graphic. Do you see it? There. Look. It’s smacking you right in the face like...

WednesdayJuly022008

Soccer Urinals Should Be A Mandatory Fixture In Restrooms Across The World

We truly appreciate never having to wait in a long line to use the restroom. It’s one thing we can always brag about to women. Unless we’re at the Rum Jungle in Las Vegas. (We’ve never had to wait...

ThursdayJune192008

Bulge Alert: David Beckham Shoots Another Armani Ad.

David Beckham was so proud of his first Armani ads that he decided to shoot some more. There’s Baby Becks all lathered in up in what’s probably $500 oil and looking as homoerotic as ever. Beckham has a contract...

MondayApril142008

Eva Longoria Poses For Summer 2008 Bebe Sport Camaign, Is Hot

Eva Longoria is surprisingly easier to bare when she’s, well, baring most of her skin and Tony Parker is nowhere to be seen. Eva launched her Bebe Sport Summer 2008 campaign and we’re patiently waiting for our catalog to...

ThursdayApril102008

Ron Artest Is PETA's Newest Mascot

He once beat the snot out of a Detroit Pistons’ fan and now he’s kicking the snot out of puppy overpopulation. NBA baller Ron Artest is a new addition to PETA’s Animal Birth Control (ABC) campaign that sounds like...

ThursdayMarch062008

Lebron James Whores Services To Vogue

Is there an adverting campaign that Lebron James isn’t a part of these days? “The King” will be featured on the cover of Vogue’s April 2008 edition with QB shagging hottie Gisele Bundchen. Page Six had the scoop on...

WednesdayFebruary202008

Feature: Your Ad Here, National League

Our Contributing Editor Alex Ferreyra was amazed to find that the Boston Red Sox were wearing ads on their uniforms for their exhibition games in Japan. This got him thinking about what ads teams should put on their uniforms...

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